Wednesday 28 August 2013

IF I SAW THEM NOW...

If I saw them now
And they asked me how I was
I would probably smile and give them
A half-lie:
“Oh, you know,
The same but different, whatever,
Same shit, different place,
Let’s face it, we’re all (just) engaged
In ongoing acts of futility
So what does it matter?
That said,
At least I don’t have to put up with your particular brand of shit
Five days a week,
So,
You know,

Every cloud…”

WEBSITE UPDATE

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Thursday 1 August 2013

TEAM MEETING

Thursday afternoon
Sat around a table
With all the other dupes
Enduring
The longest
Hour
Ever
I would rather chew my own face off

Than be here.