SHAMELESS PLUG #2

SEE YOU THERE!

TOPICAL STORM

That smug bastard Cameron

Has got it all wrong:

Judging by the news

I’d say

We’re all paedophiles now.

OVERHEARD ONE MORNING AT WINCHEAP BARBERS

(the following conversation was real, and has not been edited or cut for comedy purposes)

“Did you see that new comedy programme last night?”

“Which one was that?”

“A Good Night Out or somethin’. Dunno what channel it was on. Really funny, well directed, really well written, I really enjoyed it.”

“Yeah, that’s one thing we do really well. Comedy. The British sense of humour…”

“Yeah, but the Americans don’t really get it, they don’t get that British humour.”

“When they take one of our shows over there, they don’t get it right.”

“Yeah, the Americans just like to go around shooting each other with semi-automatic weapons.”

(end of conversation)

PERKS

The best thing about working

In an office full of women

Is that toilet time

Is my time

Peace and solitude

And no one else farting, shitting,

Hawking, or talking.

There really is nothing weirder

Than two men holding a conversation

While also holding

Their penis.