(Did this one yesterday before it popped out, then forgot to post it)...
“Does anyone know what it’s going to be?”
Well, chances are
It will be:
Born with a silver spoon up its arse
Burdened with the weight of unrealistic expectations
Christened the saviour of the monarchy
Have its future decided for it
Worshipped by the press
Harassed by the paparazzi
Paraded in front of the world like the second coming
And given more opportunities to succeed daily
Than most of us get in our entire lives
But
It may also
Have big ears
A fat nose,
And a shitty backside
Above all else
IT’S JUST A FUCKING BABY
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